What the hell?

I live in a bubble

And must be very close minded, because I find the following invitation to be hilarious:

I would like to invite you to a small group session with Eikon, a channeled being. Participants from December’s gathering were very enthusiastic about what Eikon had to tell them.

Eikon is a “high level spirit guide” who speaks directly through a “clairvoyant channel,” a man named Robert Davidson. (Eikon is pronounced like “icon”)

HERE IS HOW IT WORKS

You don’t need to do anything. We just sit there and wait for Robert to change personalities as Eikon enters his body (about 5 seconds).

Next, the ball is in your court to ask any question you want. As a spirit guide from the other side, Eikon’s answers are invariably interesting and helpful, and sometimes downright transformative.

I would like to invite you to a small group session with Eikon, a channeled being. Participants from December’s gathering were very enthusiastic about what Eikon had to tell them.

Eh? I mean really. I worked in the same open office with the sender of the email, and somehow I've made it on her personal distribution list. (No, this isn't the quasi-cult member.) Although I find it touching to be in the same group as her friends, this kind of mail is obviously not for me. (How awful is it that my first thought was to attend so that I could see the inside of another Manhattan apartment?)

posted by irene @ 2/22/2003 08:53:00 AM