What the hell?

Marketing

Thanks to AL for this tidbit. In an effort to minimize mail in other people's in-boxes I present the following witty definition of 'marketing'.

Finally, a definition of Marketing that makes sense....

You see a gorgeous man at a party.
You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous man.
One of your friends goes up to him and pointing at you says, "She's fantastic in bed."
That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous man at a party.
You go up to him and get his telephone number.
The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous man.
You get up and straighten your skirt, you walk up to him and pour him a drink.
You converse with him intelligently about sports, guns, dogs and his mother.
You offer him a ride home, and when dropping him off say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous man.
He walks up to you and says, I hear you're fantastic in bed."
That's Brand Recognition.

posted by irene @ 1/24/2003 07:57:00 PM