What the hell?

I want to play

Dammit, and they won't let me (yet). Have you heard about there? I just want to see what the fuss is about.

Beta listed.

grumble.

As I typed earlier, last night I had the honor of watching a dear (female) friend of mine 'do' a bodyshot off of a (female) bartender. With open fascination, I leaned in to watch the spectacle unfold.

1) bartender lays on her back with her head hanging off the bar.
2) bartender pulls down her already low v-neck further down.
(my mouth opened at the site of boobie mounds.)
(no nipple, but close enough)
3) instructions provided to all
4) friend proceeds to lick below bartenders collarbone.
5) salt added to moistened skin
6) with hands behind her back, friend licks again to pick up salt.
(absolute silence in the bar at this point)
7) friend has shot fed to her (as her hands are behind her back - per (male) bartender's request)
8) friend then removes a wedge o' lime from the (female) bartender's mouth

... with her mouth.

Uh, huh.

Then I cursed myself for not having my camera on hand.

To begin the strange eve, the bar we were at played 3 rounds of bingo. Winner chooses a free beer or shot. Odd, but hey, we were game. (Sorry. Couldn't resist.) Somehow the bartender was flirting, the boobie shot happened, and free beer and a round of shots came to our table. Quickly snowballing we proceeded to smoke like fiends and left the bar to go home. (And damn it was cold. We took a cab to the subway in lieu of waiting for a bus to take us the 3.5 avenues.)

What did we do at home? Oh, open a bottle of kick ass wine.

Did we finish?
Suuuuuuuuure.
Why not?

I'll tell you why not next time: dehydration. Sweet lordy. I cannot keep up. But fun was had and the bartender wants to be my friend's boyfriend. The guy. Not the girl. (Who, by the way, was fairly attractive.)

The interview was funny. It took awhile for formalities to be pushed to the side. The guy who interviewed me was stumped on questions. He was so nervous I got nervous. Then I made him laugh.

The feedback was good. Fingers crossed things work out. As described a present employee (the body shot performer), "He's kind of like a big squishy teddy bear" you just want to squeeze. SO funny.

Ho hum.

posted by irene @ 1/17/2003 01:01:00 AM