Nightmare job
I’m surrounded by chaos and really need help! I am an overwhelmed entrepreneur who needs HELP at both my home and business offices. I own **name removed** ' as well as several rental properties and part of a monthly print and online magazine. I need a person who will make my life easier, not more difficult, so if you are honest (BOTH TO ME AND YOURSELF!), able to listen (TO CONCENTRATE, LISTEN, AND ASK QUESTIONS IF YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND), able to communicate (HONESTLY AND WITHOUT EXCUSES), organized, detail oriented (KNOW WHAT TO DO FIRST, PUT THINGS WHERE THEY BELONG, AND HOPEFULLY HAVE AN ANAL STREAK) willing to follow procedures (RECOGNIZING THAT OUR WRITTEN PROCEDURES ARE AN ACCUMULATION OF 24 YEARS OF RESPONSES TO MISTAKES OTHERS HAVE MADE, AND THERE IS NO NEED TO REPEAT THESE MISTAKES), a note taker (BECAUSE IF IT ISN’T WRITTEN, IT ISN’T SO), punctual (ONLY PUNCTUAL, RESPONSIBLE PERSONS NEED APPLY), and are able to admit and learn from your mistakes (VERY IMPORTANT! NOT ALLOWING YOUR EGO TO BE OK ADMITTING TO, AND LEARNING FROM, YOUR MISTAKES SO AS NOT TO MAKE THEM AGAIN), then please send your resume or call. Please indicate somewhere in your email or phone message that you have read this ad, or I will not respond to either.
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Can you imagine what kind of boss you'd be dealing with?

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