Of course
Right then. So no matter what I say, SHE is an expert. I'm reading through the classified (always a joy) when I choose to read one aloud to her. Sales analyst a local beer distributor. The words were still floating in the air when She said,
"Oh, they already called me and asked if I wanted the job. Trust me, you wouldn't be comfortable there."
Er. Did I mention I never told her the NAME of the freaking company?
And what do you suppose the reason might be she gave the folks for turning down the job? (In her fictional world?)
"Nah, thanks. I prefer to work in a hole in wall, where *prostitutes* and drug addicts come in once in a while." OR
"No can do. Got these DUI's and I won't pass a background check?"
God that irritated me. Yes. I stay home every day and sit in front of this computer. But I'm not an idiot, and don't want to take a menial labor job ever again. Bartending may feel glamourous to Her, but it doesn't look so rosy over here when you're only taking home $40 on an average day. So don't be pretentious and assume you know anything about my background.
bleh. Where's my job?
Sidenote: Did you notice there's two 'e's in beeresponsible.com?
(ok, there's actually 4, but i'm looking at the beginning of the url.)
Not 'be responsible' but 'beer....esponsible'. Nice. Will do.

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