What the hell?

We've got the whole world in our hands....
So I'm sitting home tonight because I planned on being a pooper. I strategically didn't carry extra clothing into the city yesterday, b/c I wanted to come 'home'. I need a good night's rest 1) to finish packing 2) to deal with the loving parents without snapping.

Caffeine and hangover breakfast sandwiches can't fix a pounding headache. Or respond to my dad's endless stream of questions.

Tomorrow I'm also returning the shoes I bought at Aldo. Their pointy and cool looking, but completely impractical to walk in. Well, walk fast in. They don't rub or hurt, they just make me wobble. NOW I know why my career in modeling was derailed. Not my height. The shoes! snicker. I may need to rip out a stitch or two to return the shoes. The return policy was clearly posted. With a receipt UNUSED MERCHANDISE can be returned. A friend suggested this deviant behavior. Hey. I'll do anything to get my money back. Plus people in malls are easier to bully than sales associates on 5th ave. Watch out, here I come.

So tonight I'm missing Fez, karaoke at funny bar, or well, a host of choices. I really am getting old. I can't do too many nights in a row. And consider that I didn't get up so early either today. Hovanec shoots off to work, and I take my sweet time showering. Play with the pooch. Oh, and then break Erin's computer.

Yup. It froze on me. I had a browser window, word, and the trash open. No matter how many times I restarted, zippo. The mac hangs while rebooting. GAH. I spoke with Lisa (during my fabulous lunch at Zen Palate) who strongly recommended TechServe. I'm calling them tomorrow. I have survivor's guilt. ANd erin was so nice about the whole thing. But it's kind of like breaking an expensive vase. Only much worse. Fingers crossed. Good Karma thoughts. Memory will be recovered. Friend will not hire a hit man. Er. Ya.

So in my night in, as a dashing 20 something, I encountered the following:
MasturbateForPeace.com

I particularly enjoyed the checkbox:
I pledge to masturbate, in my own time and own way, for the cause of peace.

Words escape me. But it's out there. Good ole cyberspace. Knew it would save the world some day...

posted by irene @ 9/13/2002 10:50:00 PM