Oh I'm sorry. It gets better.
Be sure to scroll all the way down. Go beyond the bumper sticker list. Zoom in on 'sites [which] offer detailed advice'.
I haven't actually look at masturbationhorror.com with it's
"Unfortunate, true tales of how masturbation can go horribly wrong." But I'm going to. I feel like someone is going to swoop down and punish me in the afterlife, but come on. Perhaps my morals have gone astray, but I'm more or less a good person. Sometimes. er. Whom am I trying to convince?

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