Alright, alright. Remember how I said I was a favorite of the porn spammers?
Well, this one made me chuckle.
In my junk mail folder........
Subject:A Russian Women Would Be Grateful To Date You
(NO! Who? Me? Shucks, go on.)
Think of the world through the eyes of beautiful young Russian women with few prospects in their homeland. They're eager to meet and marry the regular, hardworking guys they've seen on TV and in the movies. And they're just as eager to be loving, devoted companions, free of the attitudes and neuroses of typical American girls.
Neuroses?? What kind of neuroses do YOU have? Considering that I have a readership of, say, five. And that 1 of you is male. That still leaves 3 American borne women among the bunch of you. Before you respond, consider that neuroses isn't used in medical vernacular anymore. What's wrong with you??
I get such a kick out of skimming mail when I read in preview mode in Outlook. This little nuggest was nestled next to WSJ: Fed leaves rate unchanged and I'm home alone with my webcam. Hmmm. What to dump? If I had a webcam hooked up, I'd be home alone with it as well. I feel the need to periodically check the junkmail folder "just in case" but there's never anything good in it. But I still look. sigh.
yep.
posted by irene @ 9/27/2002 02:19:00 AM
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