Service with a Smile
In a recent study from Scandanavia
it has been found that taste buds
and laughter are interrelated.
The more you laugh
the greater your taste for life.
So said the lunch box they delicately place in front of you on the Helsinki Copenhagen leg. SAS rocks.
Listen to this: The compensation for being bumped from an international flight is either $400 cash. Or a voucher for $800. I was half hoping to be bumped. How crazy is that? But no. I'm home. (Or here anyway.) And feeling fine even though I failed to follow any of the instruction in the Passenger Facilities pamphlet.
"For your well being a few hints on how to land in good shape..."
Before the flight:
... Do not eat large meals and avoid fatty food. [Lunch: Double Hangover Cheeseburger at McDonalds. Dinner: Cream of Morel soup. er, oops.]
... Cut down on alchohol, coffe and tea, all of which tend to dehydrate the body. [I guess finishing a bottle of Glenlivet with Tarja was a no-no. But I skipped the coffee yesterday largely because I needed a nap mid-morning to cope. So there.]
... Do some light exercises to get circulation up. [Unless carrying suitcases counts, I'm out of luck.]
But no embolism for me!

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